The Blue Plague

Well, the Game Boy Advance SP was out, so it was a miracle we got any strips released. That was a game changer for handheld systems, despite the whipping-out of money required that we did not really have the capability of doing. Still, I’d find a way. Then I’d find a way to own more than one. And a Game Boy Micro. I didn’t have a problem, you had a problem.

I opted out of a couple strips to get here, and shifted a little for continuity’s sake. You’re not missing much- targeted takedowns of specific people. One was about a person we know couldn’t speak without using a specific slur, and there was just going to be no way to make sense of it without dropping the same slur about 40 times. He was generally speaking an awful person, and his presence doesn’t need to be here. Another one was a more lighthearted but still highly specific takedown of someone no one, not even a passerby in Flatliner, has seen or spoken to in like 15 years. I won’t be tracking him down to show him his glorious return.

This is not good. It is a strip I made.
This strip is good, so it stands to reason that it’s more likely Zelda made it than I.
Harvest never liked being the last person to get in on what was trending. Mostly because we made it annoying for him.

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