With what I believe to be one more strip I plan to cut, here’s some laziness while things fizzle out. Actually, Dave’s appearance is a tight two frames. Punchline, setup, boom. Dave drops the jokes twice as efficiently as the rest of us. Even though this strip is 16 years old, there is some recourse I can take to punish him for this. *AHEM*
ALYSSA, WHEN YOU READ THIS, PLEASE HIT DAVE.
She’ll do it. All these years later and I know that Alyssa, Dave’s one true love is always down to give him a good punch in the arm, for any reason. It’s how I know love really does exist.
Anyway, sometimes someone puts internet slang in your mouth like it is made of real words. There’s a small chance I made this and don’t recall. Once again, I could find that out, but I probably won’t.
I censored the third strip, even though it probably didn’t need that. I don’t need to do all this work again when I’m pushing 60.


