Oh Becky, you came and you bled on my space ship

The fact that after all these years, and my arbitrary decision to do three strips per post, combined with my skipping of an offensive strip and here and there eventually put these three on the same page is serendipitous.

This is a masterpiece in MS Paint violence. A despite a few spasmic rattlings, a sendoff for Becky. Real Becky, if you’re out there drop us a line. And maybe don’t scroll down. Or read tomorrow’s post. You’re dead in the strip but there’s just a grotesque display of disrespect that will follow.

I’m retconning one thing here, but no edit is required- That 7-Up can is the one saying “What did you say?” in the second panel of the second strip. It’s a full fledged character with a full personality, the talking can. It actually is better developed than a lot of the real-people-characters who were depicted over the years.

Zelda’s helmet, Becky’s jaw… Zelda’s art is incredible.
Yeah, now it just sounds like H. Jon Benjamin in Wet Hot American Summer to me.
The blood smeared on the helmet is nearly too much.

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