Capitalasm

Oh, the blackest of Fridays. How many years in retail hell did I work hocking the crap that made each Black Friday the darkest yet? It would go on long after Flatliner. The Black Fridays, the Christmas Day shifts, the endless abuse for an amount of dollars with no survivability.

It is this country’s worst industry even at this time when our lowest paid workers are shifting away from “being able to talk to people about a product” to “Amazon warehouse pre-corpses.” Do your poorest neighbors a favor and don’t buy anything tangible for anyone you know between Thanksgiving and the 23rd century. Give those poor workers a break.

I don’t know/remember who Nicki is/was, other than Mitch harassed her to vote for Flatliner in an online poll. As our presumable sole voter, and also a lapsed voter, it was up to Mitch to rectify that. She appears in a strip, and Mitch gets to kill his old sprite and take on a better looking form. It’s beautiful.

There were worse versions of this ritual to come for me.
Dear Dave and Wayne, you are not forgotten except for most of the time. Miss you guys!
Live by the sword, die by the laser vision

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