Category: Bonus Content

Sometimes I make dumb stuff and post it here.

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Hey everyone! We’re taking a little break from Flatliner today to celebrate the most awesomest movie series in the history of cool shit. You see, a couple of years back a man named George Lucas dusted off the scraps of some unknown movies he made when he was just a kid and reinvigorated them into a little known masterpiece as the Star Wars saga.

Beginning with a corrected draft of each of these films, he was able to make his true vision known to the world. In 1997 he released the spectacle editions. These spectacle editions were a great testing ground, using his mediocre middle phase to really flesh out ideas before going on to make such masterpieces as The Phantom Menace. Did you know that there were more movies, chronicling the life and times of many of these characters? Some of them AREN’T EVEN A BOBA FETT, if you can believe it.

When you’re done saying “Whaaaaaaaaaat?” you can feel free to take a look at some of these rad May the Fourth graphics I made for you. Feel free to save them and upload them to your Livejournals or Tumblrs, I don’t mind!

Han Solo is the name Donald Glover’s character takes on when he is older. Fans were not sure how quick his trigger finger could be, but he proved them right!
This is a man made of gold. How cool is that? Only a really good character who is super bad ass can pull that off!
This gargantuan eater of worlds was wise beyond his years!

Bonus Content: SSBU Tiers

I spend enough time lurking on Reddit to see these tier lists and thought I’d take my own crack at it, considering the very bad strip I recently posted about Smash Bros. To this day I manage 3-5 Smash matches a week- with the immersive experience of Phil the cat doing her best impression of the Nintendogs assist trophy.

My opinion of Final Fantasy VII is that it is the single most overrated thing of all time. One of the greatest joys in my life was snapping in half and throwing away the many copies of it that had been left in my home after someone with poor taste had left them there.

The dog from Duck Hunt, though? That is beauty, art, and poetry repackaged, combined, and turned into something even better. Long live the dog who has been laughing at me since I was a toddler.